有意思的魔兽里人物台词...

明明

深渊魔王
主持人:Well come back to "Jania in the morning"  
主持人:Why do you think you are relly here?
深渊:Well _Air_Yumi I love you,but..I have something to tell you, I am a Demon。   
观众:...Wow...what...a Demon    　　      
深渊:I mean a normal pit lord      
主持人:What?i dont understand it.     
观众:He`s a BOMB ,move him out     
主持人:I bet you say you`re in an post office   
深渊:Well, i moves like      
主持人：欢迎来到Jania早间访谈
主持人：你怎么会真的认为是在这里?  
深渊：我爱你_Air_Yumi，可我不得不说。我是恶魔。
观众：啊?什么~~~恶魔……
深渊：实际上是个普通的深渊领主
主持人：什么 什么? 我不明白啊
观众：他是个炸弹,把他弄走！
主持人：我记得你说你在邮局工作啊
深渊：我只是移动起来象个邮局罢了


圣骑士:Is that a sword? Luxury! Is that a horse? Sloth! Is that a helmet? Vanity!            
那是剑吗？奢侈！那是马吗？懒惰！那是头盔吗？虚荣！（所以圣骑士是个步行、拿着锤、不带头盔的家伙）

地穴恶魔
Last week my top half was on the Discovery channel.
上星期我的上半身出现在《探索频道》
And my bottom half was on Animal Planet.
而下半身出现在《动物星球》
My ass always gets bloated during my spin cycle!
我吐丝的时候PP都肿起来了！
I like chicks that are into bandage!
我喜欢绷带绑起来的小鸡（亦指MM，有SM的意味哦）
I'm stuck on bandages, cause bandages are stuck on me!
我被绷带绑住了，因为我绑住了绷带！

女妖
I hate you, I hate you... call me!
我恨你，我恨你……（语气一转）给我打电话。很像男女朋友吵架..

恐惧魔王
If I have wings, why am I always walking?
既然我有翅膀，为什么我总是步行？
(电话铃声) Yes? Arrgghh! For the last time, I'm a Dread Lord, not a Drug Lord!
喂？啊！！我说最后一次，我是一个恐怖魔王，不是毒品王！
This is not a dress, it's the standard Dread Lord uniform!
这不是一般的服装，这是恐怖魔王标准套装！
Dress to kill! Blah!
是穿来杀人的！废话！
(电话铃声) Yes? Darkness, hey, what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No, I don\'\'t have his number.
喂？黑暗之王吗？嗨，情况如何？恶魔猎手给你留了条短信？哦，不，我没有他的号码。
And then, after I overthrow this fool... Oh! Hello! I didn't know you were there.
然后，我揭穿这个笨蛋……啊，喂，我不知道你在那
Imbisile!
不可思议


地穴领主
I'm the fifth beatle
我是第五只甲壳虫。（我是第五位披头士。*beatles，披头士，甲客虫，著名的四人 乐队*）
And they say Blizzard games don't have bugs
他们说blizzard的游戏没有虫子。（他们说bizzard的游戏 没有bugs。）  


仔细听的话还有很多有意思的...
当然还有很多很酷的台词，就像Warriors of the night, assemble!

hackwaly

很强

wjf-wjf

厉害

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If I have wings, why am I always walking?
既然我有翅膀，为什么我总是步行？
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翅膀退化了,和cock一样.............

明明

兽人步兵
Why you poking me again?
为什么又戳我？
Why don''t you lead an army instead of touching me?
你怎么不去指挥部队而一直碰我？
Poke, poke, poke, is that all you do?
戳戳戳，你就会干这个吗？
Eww, that was kind of nice.
呃，这还差不多
Me so horned, me hurt you long time!
我有角，我会伤到你的哦
Me no sound like Yoda, do I?
我听起来不象尤达（星战系列），（以尤达的口气）是吗？
It not easy being green...
(用唱的) 绿皮肤可不简单哟～

狼骑兵
What''s that smell? (狼的喘气声) Oh! Bad dog! (狼的哭叫声)
那是什么气味？啊！坏狗狗！
I'm hungry like the wolf! (狼的笑声)
(注解: 听起来想狼的笑声... 当然，如果它们能笑的话) (用唱的) 我饿的象头狼！

剑圣
My a blade can cut through armor, and still cut a tomato!* 我的刀可以切穿盔甲，切到里面的番茄（心脏）
Twin blade action, for clean, close shave everytime! 看我的双刀流……每次都可以把脸刮的很干净~（剔须刀呀？）
Wasabi! 日语，芥末 （……剑圣整个一日本武士）

inspector

很强大.

明明

先知  
The future is ours!
未来属于我们！
My eyes are open.
我洞悉一切
Seeing is believing!
眼见为实
I see dead people.
我看见死人了（开地图秘籍哦，果然是farseer）
Touch you tongue to mine?
敢用你的舌头舔我?(狼的呻吟声)
Outlook not so good.
前景不太理想（暗指微软的outlook不太好用）


弓箭手
Let's move. 5 meter spread. No sound
我们行动吧，间隔5米，悄无声息（也就是get away and shut up#_#和“请在外面把门关上”异曲同工）
I'm more than a ranger. I'm a night ranger.
我不光是一个射手，我是一个夜之射手。
I'm not just some plucky girl you can string along!
我不是那种轻浮的随便就可以泡上的女孩。
My release date''s been changed!
我的发售日期延期了！（暴雪哟……）
Shot through the heart, and I''m to blame!
射穿他的心脏！我来承担责任  
I said a bow string not Gin... ah, nevermind!
我说的是弓弦，不是轧棉机（弹棉花的弓）~~~~啊，算了


树妖
I'm not the Dryad you''re looking for.
我不是你要找的那只树妖
Fear the fearsome fury of the forest fawn!
（绕口令诶，快读一遍看看会不会咬到舌头？）为森林小鹿可怕的愤怒而恐惧吧
You communicate by clicking on me, I communicate by doing what you say.
你通过点击和我交流，而我通过行动和你交流。
I'm not in season!
现在是禁猎期！（or：现在非发情期？eek...）
I got a few bucks set aside for later.
以后我得找头公鹿呆在我旁边
Fall like leaves... in fall!
（又是绕口令？）象秋天的树叶一样坠落吧
I don''t reveal much on the mini map. It's all my fault.
我没探出太多地图，这都是我的错（呜咽）
I'll attract the enemy with my human call: I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted!
好吧，我会用我的人类声音去吸引敌人的……我真是生不逢时呀，生不逢时！


猛禽德鲁伊
This outfit is for the birds.
这是鸟德制服
I am the Dark (Knight)Night...Elf
我是暗（骑士）夜……精灵
Ahhgggcho! Uh! Don't tell me I'm allergic to feathers!
啊~~~喔~~~别告诉我我对羽毛过敏
I ride on the Great Winds! I am silent but deadly!
我御伟大的风而行，我是沉默的，也是致命的！


恶魔猎手
Demon blood is thicker than... regular blood.
恶魔之血浓于……一般的血
I like my enemies dead and my blades flaming.
最爱看敌人死在我燃烧的刀刃下
I love green trees!
(注解: 这个很粗暴. 在游戏中其实是倒过来的, 我不想把它拼出来所以我把它倒过来了. )
You will perish in flames (咳嗽声) Ops, sorry!
你将在火焰中毁灭（咳嗽）哦，对不起！
Darkness called, ... but I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to *69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled: "Pick up the phone Darkness", but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls.
黑暗之王一度召唤我，……但我在打电话，所以我错过了。我试着回拨给他，但只听到录音留言。我喊道：“拿起电话呀，黑暗之王”，但是他不理我。黑暗之王一定是屏蔽了他的电话。


丛林守护者
My father was mounted over someone's fireplace.
我父亲是画在壁炉上方的座骑
Free rides for the ladies
MM免费骑哦

multicolor

我最喜欢亡灵寺僧的台词.....

明明

农民
You''re the King? Well I didn''t vote for you.
你是国王？我可没有投票给你
We found a witch, may we burn her?
我们找到一个女巫，我们该烧死她吗？
Help! Help! I''m being repressed!
救命！救命！我被镇压了！
A horse kicked me once. It hurt!
我被马踢过，真疼！

火枪手
This. Is. My. Boomstick!
这，是，我的，火枪！
Where's me drink?
我的酒哪儿去了？
I can't shoot straight unless I've had a pint!
我不喝个一品脱就打不准！
Oh! There's me drink. Get. In. My. Belly!
噢！这是我的酒，进 我 的 肚 子 吧！
Guns don't kill people. I DO! Ha ha!
枪并不会杀人，我会！哈哈！
Don't shoot, shoot, shoot that thing at me!
别拿那东西射，射，射我
I shot the Sheriff, and the Deputy, and your wee doggy TOO!*
我杀了郡长，又杀了副官，现在我要杀你这狗崽子！
You'll take me blunderbuss we ye pry it from my cold, dead hands!
我死了你才能从我冰冷的手中把枪拿走！


骑士
My favorite color is blue... NO, yellllooowwww.....
我喜欢的颜色是蓝色……不，是黄色(声音渐弱)
By the Gods you're annoying!
以上帝的名义……您真是烦！
I never say: Ni!
我从来没说过Ni！
Damn helmet, can't seem to get ... this ... thing.
(从头盔里传出的模糊声音) 该死的头盔，摘不下来(马的哀鸣声)


牧师
Scalpel... spounge... magic wand.
手术刀……海绵……魔法杖
There is peace and serenity within the Light.
光芒照耀着和平与宁静
Clear!
(能听到电流声) 明白！
Crossover children... crossover into the Light!
穿越吧，孩子……找到光明！
I have been chosen by the big metal hand in the sky!
我被天上的巨大铁手选中了（鼠标指针）
Side affects may include dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use.
可能的副作用包括口干舌燥、恶心、呕吐、积水、阵痛、幻觉、痴呆、精神病、昏迷、死亡和口臭。魔法并不适用于所有人，使用前请遵医嘱。


女巫
Click my baby, one more time!
点我呀，宝贝，再来一次！
Maybe you should get a strategy guide!
也许你需要一本战略指导
I don't remember casting slow on you.
我不记得对你施了缓慢
You don't get out much do you?
你不太明白，是吧？
Let's chat on Battle.net sometime.
我们改天在战网上聊吧
For the "End of the World" spell, press Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
想用世界末日魔法，请按Ctrl+Alt+Delete（按吧！按了就真的没的玩了）


矮人直升机
Opsss. I dropped something.
(炸弹掉落声) 啊哦，我把什么东西掉下去了(爆炸声)
Stay on target!
紧随目标！
I'd rather be flying.. uh... oh.
我宁愿飞行，呃，喔……
You can be my wingman anytime!
你可以随时做我的舵手！
Pilot to Bombardier. Bombardier here, go ahead Pilot.
飞行员呼叫投弹手。这里是投弹手，飞行员请讲（矮人直升机上只有一个人）
I will now demonstrate the doppler effect. d... o... p... p.... l..... e....... r
我现在来证明多普勒作用。多……普……勒……
There's... something... on... the wing.
机翼上……有……什么东西
- I''m on a different PLANE of exstence. Get it? Plane?
我在一种叫飞机的物体上，懂吗？飞机


山丘之王
Could you put some bonus points in my drinking skills?
你能给我的喝酒技能升几级吗？
Any fish and chips shops about here?
这附近有炸鱼土豆片卖吗？
I think it's time for a nippy sweetie!
我认为该吃点心了
What the bloody hell are you playin at?
该死的，你在玩些什么啊？
There's nothing more motivatin' than fightin'with a bad hangover!
喝的烂醉然后打仗最爽了！
Where's the pub?
酒馆在哪？
Let's get PIST!
去喝个痛快吧！

明明

光看起来..一般般 要听起来才好玩呢..就像白牛有一段连续放屁的很好玩

amp34

嗯嗯。不错。

hackwaly

再来 再来

multicolor

已经么有了吗....我知道有很多的说~LZ继续加油..... [s:28]

明明

等等...我去洗衣服

multicolor

[s:21]

明明

你们也说说啊 觉得谁的最酷最有意思~~~

深渊

哇啊 里面有深渊啊

迷途滴羊羔

羊的声音最好听

hackwaly

引用第7楼multicolor于2007-02-26 12:35发表的:
我最喜欢亡灵寺僧的台词.....

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