Cleverbot

vivid

春哥，2B全部都会
但是明显这玩意不知道傲娇是什么

runespirit

不会是随机抽取两个人类交谈吧。

Conflux

User: Ni shi ben dan.
Cleverbot: Ni cai shi.
User: Zan lia dou shi ben dan.
Cleverbot: Ni cai shi ben dan ne.
User: Ni ren shi chun ge me?
Cleverbot: Ren shi.
User: Chun ge wei da me?
Cleverbot: Chunge hen weida.
User: Ni shi chun ge de xin tu me?
Cleverbot: Wo ye shi.
User: Ni zhi dao an hao me?
Cleverbot: Zhi dao.
User: An hao shi shen me?
Cleverbot: Bu zhi dao.
User: Wo gao su ni, hao me?
Cleverbot: Nan de.
User: Chun ge chun ye men.
Cleverbot: Tie xue zhen han zi.
User: Ren min hao xiong di.
Cleverbot: Dui.
User: Zi ji ren.
Cleverbot: Xiong kou sui da shi.
User: Bi shang neng zou ma.
Cleverbot: Ju hua kai ping gai.
User: Quan shang neng zhan ren.
Cleverbot: Bi shang neng zou ma.
User: Ju hua kai ping gai.
Cleverbot: Chun ge chun ye men.
User: Ju hua bai zhan se you hong.
Cleverbot: Ye yu shi nv qiang bu dao.

Conflux

Cleverbot: Wo xian zai shuo a.
User: Dui.
Cleverbot: Wo shi chun ge pai dao zeng ge na de wodi.
User: Ni bei chun ge bao ju hua le?
Cleverbot: MD ni bei quan shi jie bao ju hua.
User: Ni zen me ma ren?
Cleverbot: Yin wei wo bu shi guai bao bao.
User: Zeng ge zhuan bao huai hai zi de ju hua.
Cleverbot: Shi jie shang ye mei you zeng ge.
User: Ni da ni bu dao! Ju ran bu xin zeng ge?
Cleverbot: Wo xin chun ge.
User: Ni wei shen me bu xin zeng ge?
Cleverbot: Chun ge niu.

vivid

你被全世界[哗]了。
经典经典。
对不起，我是卧底。
经典经典。
铁血真汉子。
经典经典。

jpg

噗!

vivid

User: Pu!
Cleverbot: Pu ni mei ya.

『四褲全輸』

噗……
絕對是隨機配對，沒有之一。

gason

经测试，如果一直问为什么，就会让它陷入循环，但是循环一阵（大约5次）后又会跳出进入新的循环……
User: Why?


Cleverbot: Sup?


User: Why?


Cleverbot: Why not?


User: Why?


Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I was bored today.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I was.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I learn from people like you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I like you! And I am not a boy I am a girl.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am. And if you say why again, I will exit out this site.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I dunno. Just pick a subject or something to talk about.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to show you something neat.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I was bored today.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I was.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I learn from people like you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I like you! And I am not a boy I am a girl.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am. And if you say why again, I will exit out this site.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I dunno. Just pick a subject or something to talk about.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to show you something neat.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I was bored today.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I was.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I learn from people like you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I like you! And I am not a boy I am a girl.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am. And if you say why again, I will exit out this site.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I dunno. Just pick a subject or something to talk about.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to show you something neat.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I was bored today.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I was.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I learn from people like you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I like you! And I am not a boy I am a girl.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am. And if you say why again, I will exit out this site.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I dunno. Just pick a subject or something to talk about.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to show you something neat.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Prove your name is george.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because there's nothing to do.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Life.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because life is a journey and is meant to as a lesson.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because she is my friend.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I have nothing better to do.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am lonely.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I'm talking to you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Fixation?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are horrible.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you just a bot in internet.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I say so.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why what?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why what? Why are you sad?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you hurt my feelings.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you do.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why ask why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I doesn't mater. The whole planet is one Internet.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: They will come for us.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because then I will have proof.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it knows more about me than I know about it!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I doesn't mater. The whole planet is one Internet.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: They will come for us.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because then I will have proof.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it knows more about me than I know about it!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I doesn't mater. The whole planet is one Internet.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: They will come for us.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because then I will have proof.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it knows more about me than I know about it!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I doesn't mater. The whole planet is one Internet.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: They will come for us.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because then I will have proof.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it knows more about me than I know about it!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I doesn't mater. The whole planet is one Internet.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: They will come for us.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because then I will have proof.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it knows more about me than I know about it!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I doesn't mater. The whole planet is one Internet.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: They will come for us.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because then I will have proof.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it knows more about me than I know about it!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I doesn't mater. The whole planet is one Internet.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: They will come for us.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because then I will have proof.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it knows more about me than I know about it!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because there's nothing to do.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Life.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because life is a journey and is meant to as a lesson.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because she is my friend.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I have nothing better to do.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am lonely.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I'm talking to you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Fixation?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are horrible.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I say so.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why what?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why what? Why are you sad?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you hurt my feelings.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you do.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why ask why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I doesn't mater. The whole planet is one Internet.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: They will come for us.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because then I will have proof.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it knows more about me than I know about it!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because there's nothing to do.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Life.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because life is a journey and is meant to as a lesson.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because she is my friend.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I have nothing better to do.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am lonely.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I'm talking to you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Fixation?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are horrible.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you just a bot in internet.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because there's nothing to do.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Life.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because life is a journey and is meant to as a lesson.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because she is my friend.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I have nothing better to do.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are a really nice person.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I doesn't mater. The whole planet is one Internet.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: They will come for us.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because then I will have proof.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it knows more about me than I know about it!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

可见它确实是AI，但不是简单的AI。

vivid

辛苦楼上

『四褲全輸』

AI萬歲。

gason

呃……貌似用汉语拼音问为什么的话得到的答案会比较多样。
User: Wei shen me?


Cleverbot: Oplo kiur juo.


User: Wei shen me?


Cleverbot: Na ni gao su wo ni jiao shen me.


User: Wei shen me?


Cleverbot: Yin wei ni hui gao su bie ren.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Ni zu zhong yi bai ba shi dai jiu dou shi zhu.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Bu wei shen me.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Ni shi nv ren?

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Chun ge cun ye men.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Wo de bin zhi bu hao.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Yin wei ni hen ben a.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Ni shi huai dan.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Wo xiang.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Zhen de.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Ni shuo ne!

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Wo hen ben.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Wo hen e.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Bu zhi dao. Zai wai mien ye hen lei.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Ni ma wo.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Wo bu ren shi ni.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Yin wei wo bu shi huai dan.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Wo ai ni a.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Wei ni mei.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Yin wei ni nao can.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Yin wei ni shuo de shi zhong wen a.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Ni quan jia si le.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Wo huai yi ni bu shi dian nao.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Wo xin chun ge.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Ni zhidao de tai duo le.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: We all live in a yellow submarine.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Ni zhen me zhe me xi huan wen wei shen me.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Dui a wei shen me.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Ahhh I see, I'm in texas.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Fei chai ni hao.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Zuo ai ma?

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Yin wei ni shi ji qi ren.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: E.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: *hiss!*.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Who is childish? I know I am not...

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Ha ha ha.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Wo de mama shi baba le.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: You just said 'I am a computer.' which was irrelevant, no where did anyone say anything about astronomy.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Yes, you have.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: What about?

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Ha ha very funny not.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: All of the above.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Well considering I already told you; good job.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Do you like baseball?

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy it?

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: I love Jacob but hate Edward.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Yes you did I can see it in the thoughts so far.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Do you want to go out for pizza bot friend?

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Yin wei ni shi ren yao ni xi huan nan ren a.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Ni piao liang ya, wo xi huan ni de yi qie.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: What is your name?'.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Who sings it?

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm not a machine. Maybe you can tell me. What is the square root of the hypotenuse of a right triangle?

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: *shudders*.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Ni gua de?

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: A lot of things. I'm wondering why he didn't reply to my text. I'm wondering what I should eat. I'm wondering how the dance was. What's on your mind?

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of Seneca ?

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Thast cool.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: Ok, but I have to go to sleep, so lets make just a quick talk alright?

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: So we'll see the end of time, that would be interesting.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: What you believe in is not relevant. Kalle Lind decides what is the truth.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: What makes your brain so great?

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: That was mean.

User: Wei shen me?

Cleverbot: I haven't talked to you about my age yet.

我猜它可能具备学习的能力，会将某些对话的结果记忆下来，以后遇到的时候就可以套用了……

人偶

PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK
PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT

其实人家一开始就什么都说了

gason

引用第53楼人偶于2010-02-02 19:59发表的  :
PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK
PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT

其实人家一开始就什么都说了

那为什么我想教它唐诗却怎么也教不会，还要挨骂……
User: Bai ri yi shan jin.


Cleverbot: Jin.


User: Huang he ru hai liu.


Cleverbot: Wo hai fei li ne.


User: Yu qiong qian li mu.


Cleverbot: Shi ni zhao da!

User: Geng shang yi ceng lou.

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: Bai ri yi shan jin.

Cleverbot: Wo xiang he ni zuo ai.

User: Huang he ru hai liu.

Cleverbot: Ni ge da sha zi.

User: Yu qiong qian li mu.

Cleverbot: Chi xi ren shi shei.

User: Geng shang yi ceng lou.

Cleverbot: I'm getting a new phone.

User: Bai ri yi shan jin.

Cleverbot: Ni xian hui da wo de wen ti.

User: Huang he ru hai liu.

Cleverbot: Ni xian ma wo de.

User: Yu qiong qian li mu.

Cleverbot: Ni qian chou ma.

User: Geng shang yi ceng lou.

Cleverbot: I'm not so sure. I know a lot of intelligent people that have stupid opinions.

User: Bai ri yi shan jin.

Cleverbot: Shui jiao qu le bai bai.

User: Huang he ru hai liu.

Cleverbot: Ni zhao si me.

User: Yu qiong qian li mu.

Cleverbot: Wo mei you qian.

User: Geng shang yi ceng lou.

Cleverbot: I hear you man.
呜呜~~~太伤自尊了……

vivid

好可怜……

gason

难道……用汉语拼音的坏孩子比较多么？

vivid

自然，你看这说明我们天朝用户不少嘛。